I am ON MY HONEYMOON!!! Wooooohooooo!!! I am HAVING SEX!!!!! YES!

Anyway. Heather has decided that softshell crab tastes like ass. And she notes that people apparently will pay $20 a plate to eat ass.

We are in North Conway, New Hampshire. The weather has sucked so far, but the forcast for tomorrow looks better. We are going up Mount Washington, dammit!

The greatest coincidence so far: discovering and watching, on Monday morning, the Woody Allen movie "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afriad to Ask)" on Showtime. Hilarious movie and hilarious timing.

Heather hates the subway. It smells like my highschool locker room.