My teeth have been stolen. My four teeth of Wisdom are GONE! Alas . . . the novacaine has yet to wear off so I am not yet in agony. And I have things to do this weekend, dammit!

Heather is taking care of me, which is a role reversal from last week when I was caring for her following our car accident (we were rear-ended on the highway, she was driving and now has whiplash plus neck trauma -- don't worry, the insurance of the stupid lady who hit us is accepting full damages . . . [I dare you to diagram that fragment]).

And I started my new job last week! So yeah, we've been busy.



. . . Nitris Oxide is my friend.