The Red Sox just won the World Series and I am in complete and utter euphoria! My life has changed. This is like being an East Berlin resident and seeing the wall come down!

Honestly, it was better to see them stage the greatest comeback in sports history against the Yankees. The motherfucking YANKEES! Screw the Cardinals - they sucked. WE BEAT THE FUCKING YANKEES TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!.

I'm gonna swear a lot because no one reads this thing.

And now Yankees fans have to live with their team staging the WORST CHOKE in sports history.

I'm gonna go have sex with my wife. Again!